A Lipton

A fake person.

Person1:Shelly's so cool.
Person2:Shes just putting on an act, she's a lipton.

by Truth Tree July 27, 2018

Lipton Protocol

The Lipton protocol is a TCP protocol that utilizes port 69. The first two packets dropped in are are jumbo ( depending on User ). If the packets are correctly massaged then you may get a burst of millions of little packets all over the place.

Tami woke up with her boyfriend trying to start a "lipton protocol" attack. She was startled and only recieved the Jumbo's.

by lipton tea October 9, 2010

Lipton Teabag

Placing ones scrotum into a mouth full of hot water.

Hey Bill, heard you gave your wife a Lipton teabag last night!

by Chipotle Aioli January 28, 2015

lipton ice tea

josh and adam think lipton ice tea is the best drink ever because it just is.

wow that lipton ice tea is banging.

by josh mountford September 8, 2006

Lipton

1. A teabag, lickin da balls

I'm pimpin', bitches on kneepads, Lipton, sippin' the teabag

by b-rock78 June 22, 2009

leptokurtotic

having a large hindquarters. from the statistical description of 'fat-tailed' distributions.

do these jeans make me look leptokurtotic?

by shabbychef September 9, 2009

Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014