the linebacker

This is a slightly modified version of the Dirty Sanchez. It is performed after a male pulls his finger out of his partner's anal cavity and proceeds to apply the fecal matter below the bitch's eyes, thus making her resemble a linebacker. Best used in the daytime so the bitch can see when she's catching some balls to the face.

yo dawg I was hitting your sister last night and whipped my finger out and gave her the linebacker.

by Zac and Joe January 24, 2009

Lifetaker

God, also ninja in free time

<Nub> OMG I NEED ITAMZ
<LifeTaker> You die now~.~
Nub was slain by an evil force

by Dude July 20, 2003

linebacker

something that is surprisingly large; can also refer to something that is annoying- a derogatory term.

"Woah that baby is a linebacker"

by wom6 February 7, 2010

linebacker

when you're getting your girl from behind you ram two fingers up her poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.

I gave my girl a linebacker when she told me she didn't like the Chicago Bears.

by gravyfoot August 8, 2006

linebacker

some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raiders.

Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.

by Zizzy September 25, 2003

linebacker

a street term for a pound of drugs. (LB)

Yo Im bout to go pick up this linebacker

by MotownYtown January 31, 2008

Lifesuckerlovers

A person that intentionally feeds on your hurt and pain to make them feel some kind of beat in there own heart. Like sucking your soul and swearing it's in a scripture. No compassion or love for anyone. They would hand you a knife and say I told you not to do it. Getting rocks off on a person misery and not caring if that person loves them or anyone else loves them. Curel intention on someone that has a heart.

Those lifesuckerlovers was running with there souls.

by Truthnut June 14, 2020