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Arse-hole Licence 

If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!

Ben: Your face is nasty!

David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.

Ben: Awww what?!
Arse-hole Licence by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009
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hierarchical little bum licker 

A term used by many people to describe someone that bum licks to get to the top of a hierarchical chain.
Man, John is a hierarchical little bum licker
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Hillary Licker 

A "Hillary Licker" (#HillaryLicker) is an avid Trump supporter who decides to question anything Trump or his administration does.

You would think this term would describe a Hillary supporter but it is meant as a shaming tactic to keep Trump supporters in line by other Trump supporters.
Guy 1: Trump is awesome!
Guy 2: I know. Making America great again!
Guy 1: What's up with this Russia thing, though?
Guy 2: What are you, a "Hillary Licker?" Stop reading fake news.
Guy 1: No way, man! I'd sooner be a commie than a "Hillary Licker!"

Window licker 

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of a short bus.
Window licker by Bearmama May 3, 2016

scrotum licker 

A sycophant, or person who enjoys ass kissing, to achieve social gain
Drake is a scrotum licker to Lil Wayne
scrotum licker by cjaywill August 13, 2011

pp licker 

some homeless guy or thot idk