lichee

Literally the best person you'll ever meet, lichee is hot lichee is sexy and lichee is all you need in your life. Lichee is Heather but better

God I wish I were a lichee

by plsleavemealone November 24, 2021

Lychee

Lychee is the name of a really nice fun person. Sometimes they can be dry but they’re usually fun to hang out with and give great advice and listen to you when you need them. If you don’t have a lychee in your life, go find one right now!!!

I’m so lucky to have met lychee! She’s super nice and I love her so much 😩

by Lychee-2021 dc January 25, 2021

lychee

a asian fruit very tasty, looks like a fuzzier red kiwi, flesh is chewy and white. kinda tastes like a mix between apple grape and milk. roughly 4-5 cm in diameter.

i got 2 pouunds of lychee from china town and a ate them with some pals during the super bowl.

by Redi March 6, 2007

Lichelle

Lichelle; definition of a real girl. Type who's laid back, smooth, and hella cool. The person you'll never forget, the type of girl you'll never want to let go of. Not only smart, and cute, but also very loving to all- family and friends.

"That's Lichelle?! Why, she's just what Urban Dictionary definer her as!"

by thathellacooldude October 13, 2009

Lichenthropy

A disease that transforms a person into a symbiotic fungus every full moon. It is contracted from rocks that bite. Once a person is afflicted, they can potentially spread it to others via biting.

Once the doctor came to the conclusion that the villagers had been afflicted by lichenthropy, he warned his assistants that werefungi were about.

by Sniibs September 29, 2011

Liché

Most beautiful, kind hearted, petty, cute, and lit girl you can ever meet but you better think twice before you ever cross her or you'll be sorry. Never spell her name wrong cause it's not the same without the accent.

Hey Liché ! Wyd today?

by LayLowLala January 16, 2017

Lichtensteiner lollipop

a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.

Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!

wait- then shouldn't you be dead?

Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.

by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010