Library 

A building where homeless people and people with no social lives go to spend their time. It usually has shelves with books on them for some reason.

Also see "Homeless Shelter"

"I went to the public library yesterday. It's really depressing to see all those people that have nowhere else to go."

Library by HuuH October 19, 2009

library 

A place that you cannot go to fuck someone if you have sex in public

~chick getting orgasm~

Oh yes, I love it, YES YES!!!!!!!

Librarian: SSSSHHHH!!!!!!

library by MasterX October 22, 2004

Library 

A place to hook up at night

Joey: Oh we saw you in the library, man!
Mike: Yeah bro, I was studying the anatomy of the female body

Library by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019

Library 

Place where homeless people go to wash up in the bathroom and escape from the streets until ladies with godawfully tight buns shoo them away because they smell like soiled panties.

Homeless Man #1: Earl, get out of you box.
Homeless Man #2: Why? It's so cold and we're both homeless.
Homeless Man #1: We need to get baths and some refuge from this terrible cold and the library is open.
Homeless Man#2: Yeah! Let's go make it smell like ass!

Library by Bertny April 4, 2009

Library 

A place to borrow books for school and recreational reading to the average soul, but to the enlightened folk it is equivalent to hell and is where Satan lies in wait. Sometimes you can find him "shhh-ing" people as the librarian, but some librarians are just simple, innocent people like you or me.

Go to the Library!
You will spend your detention in the Library.

Library by Alligo Pillege February 6, 2007

Library 

When a man cums on a magazine and rolls it and stuffs it in anothers butt hole.

Gay Guy 1: "Hey Skip!"
Gay Guy 2: "Hey Buddy!"
Gay Guy 1: "You Wanna Go In The 'Library' and...?"
Gay Guy 2: "Hellz Yeah! HARDCORE!"

Library by streetbloodking March 30, 2010

library 

A place in the olden days where people would go to find information on various things. Nowadays, you can just find this same information on the internet from your own home without needing to go to the library.

In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.

"what stinks at this library? oh, nevermind, i see a bum over there looking at porn, it looks like he hasn't showered in a month"

library by Dover July 28, 2003