Chain Letter

A chain letter is one of the most annoying text walls ever.

Most of these start out with a short story,
(Translated from illiteracy)
In 1964(or some shit like that) a girl named (Insert WTF?! Name Here) was (insert deus ex machina here) by (Another WTF?! name) while she was (doing something).

Then do a repost or die.

If you don't send this to (variable) people in (time period), she will kill you with (whatever). If you do, you will be awarded.

These are most common on MySpace because of it's unmoderated bullshit.

In 1829, a gurl namd Haraballius wus wlking on a lke when a man named Tradadallah W.T. Fuck raped her to death. If you dont sent dis chain letter 2 38 ppl by the end of 1408, u will b killd by Haraballius. if u do, u willb re-wrded with coton candee reign.

CHAWKLIT REIGN, SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN, CHAWKLIT REIGN

by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008

Letterbox Woman

An arabic women wearing a veil that hides the whole of here body except her eyes. The term "Letterbox" comes from the fact that the slit where the eyes are seen looks like that on a letterbox.

That Letterbox Woman over there was just sick in her veil"

by Rennockssanj&joanna December 20, 2009

Cum Letter

A piece of paper with sperm ejaculated onto it, then folded and sent to someone as an actual letter.

Dude 1: I heard Ms. Finke yelled at you today

Dude 2: Yeah, what a bitch.

Dude 1: You should get her back

Dude 2: Don't worry, I sent that ho a Cum Letter

Dude 1: Niiiice

by UnCoolBro September 25, 2010

Lord Letterle

The best English teacher any human that came to existence could ask for. Mess with her, and she will show you who's boss. After she cracks a window "Showed that window who's boss!" Lord Letterle is a species not to be messed with. When you enter her room, you must bow down to her every time, or she will show you who's boss.

"Lord Letterle!" The people yell as they worship Lord Letterle

by Thefters May 28, 2018

Red Letter Media

A US film production company that provided much needed catharsis for a generation of film lovers by humorously picking apart the utterly dreadful Star Wars prequel trilogy.

Red Letter Media? More like... GOD Letter Media. Mike Stoklasa FTW!

by Smitty X May 6, 2010

cover letter

A legitimate reason for ending your life.

Writing cover letters is fucked.

by vivavoka October 8, 2009

The Scarlet Letter

A horrific torture device devised by Nathaniel Hawthorne in 1850. Since then, English teachers across America have been using it to mentally maim their students, as this book can cause brain anuerisms and seizures within five minutes of reading. The only *human being* that has ever finished the book without damaging himself is Chuck Norris.

In Guantanamo Bay, the interrogators utilize the Scarlet Letter as a highly effective extraction tool.

by Doctor Gem December 17, 2008