Metal-literate

To be incapable of understanding metal, be it lyrics or meaning.

Dude 1: Did you hear Chris bitching about Slayer? Said he didn't understand a damn thing!

Dude 2: Yeah I know, he's totally Metal-literate.

by Master Gimp June 29, 2009

Lestraded

When people think Apple is going to Sherlock an app but doesn't.

Everyone thought Apple was going to replace 1Password with their Passbook app, but it turned out to not be a password manager. Apple Lestraded them.

by Apple Picker December 12, 2012

Lestersexual

Sexually attracted to Phil Lester

Omg Dan Howell is so lestersexual

by imjoshdunwithyourshit June 2, 2015

Literate

When your more litty than someone else. Word created by Colton Show (ME)

Aye yo Billy Bob im more literate than you!!

by YT.K9 BlackOps September 21, 2018

Lesbraterian

Lesbraterian (luh-aye-zuh-brah-tuh-aye-ruh-ee-uh-ruh-uh-un) noun.

A term that identifies a lesbian libertarian librarian.

OMG! Sue is so cool. She is a lesbraterian.

by Dragonlady58 April 9, 2021

para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011

turd literate

Slang for someone who knows their shit.

He is definitely a most turd literate guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023