when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson

While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons

when life gives you lemons by Alessmax June 11, 2011

lemons 

A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.

USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!

All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!

USSR Guy: *evil laughter*

lemons by Bologurson October 16, 2006

babies eating lemons 

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

babies eating lemons by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

Jar Of Lemons 

American Alt-Rock Band best known for their hit song "Jeff". They currently have 4 unreleased albums: "Deep Void", "2 Dudes McWalkin'", "Unoriginals", and "What?". They are heavily inspired by the band "Weezer". Jar Of Lemons is notorious for delaying their albums. Their fans are waiting for one to release, and their are getting impatient. One day they will be appreciated for taking extra time to finish their albums.

Have you heard of Jar Of Lemons? They're pretty underground.

Jar Of Lemons by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans February 19, 2021

Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons 

Said once in Pokimane's stream. Means that something was/is easy

Pokimane: Let's go we got the kills.

Random player: That was easy peezy squeez my lemons

Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons by School sucks dilliam October 5, 2021

lemons 

Very intimate and descriptive x-rated stories about fictional couples written by crazed, perverted fangirls.

Perverted fangirl: I just read the best lemons story about Edward and Bella!

Normal person: Um... that's weird.

Perverted fangirl: *giggles* I've read it five times.

lemons by Jackieeeeeeeeeeeeee October 2, 2009

lemons only 

a policy used at several gatherings which are held exclusively for citrus fruits of the yellow persuasion

"Hey bro awesome party! Can I come in?"

"Do you look like a sour yellow thing? No! Lemons only sir."

lemons only by Lucky And Cody January 21, 2008