Legally Blind

Used as an excuse and in the legally blind vine.

Cop - "So...How fast were you going?"
Guy - "I couldn't have been speeding! I'm legally blind"

by Beeep22 February 24, 2015

legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

by nick May 19, 2005

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

by Ruerzi October 12, 2011

Legally skilled

Noun or verb- Someone that is acting like they are on the spectrum or retarded in general

*you grab Cade’s colored pencils
“You tell him that will be twenty cents”
He yells at you retardedly
Someone watching would say : Wow look Cade is legally skilled!

by Legally skilled legend October 19, 2018

Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy by doing something legal.

Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.

by but for October 20, 2017

Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy doing something legal.

Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.

by but for October 20, 2017

Lesballoon

A lesbian who likes to be inflated like a balloon. The Lesballoon is the "inflatee" in the situation, and if they have someone else inflating them (the "inflator") they prefer it to be another female, bonus points if the female inflating them is a crush/girlfriend/wife.

I watched as my girlfriend inflated full of helium, like a balloon! I thought it was just her ass that was going to inflate, but her belly and breasts did too! Now she's not even recognizable as human! She's a big round perfect sphere! She's a lesballoon!

by LuvisLuv June 22, 2023