lbtmn

A shortened version of the not-so-popular way of indicating you are laughing in various text programs, laughing breaths through my nose. This is when you aren't laughing out loud due to tiredness, sickness, not liking the person, or just because the joke wasn't that funny and all you could do was change the pattern of your nose breathing.

The genius of it is that absolutely no one will know what it is unless you tell them. If they ever ask, just respond with a cool "idk" or "nvm" to divert from a colossal mess.

Joe (whom you hate): I didn't get into Yale.
You: lbtmn.

Karen: Cindy! How do you catch a squirrel?
Cindy: I don't know Karen.
Karen: GO UP IN A TREE AND ACT LIKE A NUT!
Cindy: lbtmn.
Karen: What?
Cindy: nvm.

by Maple Ass March 7, 2009

LBTG

Live By The Gun

We LBTG so you will die by the bullit

by LBTG Clan February 7, 2010

LBTC

Little Bit Too Cool. A person that feels they are way too sophisticated to socialize with you.

Neal: "Damn, that chick is HOT!"
Bob: "Dude, she's LBTC. I tried to talk to her last week, she looked me up and down, turned up her nose and walked away."
Neal: "What a stuck-up bitch!"

by Ben Dover I December 9, 2008

lbts

the way to refer to lower back tramp stamps so that unsuspecting female lower back tramp stamp types don't know your making fun of them.

That lbts is the worst fucking thing i have ever seen, but i bet she puts out.

by thatdamngoat July 7, 2006

lbts

laughed but then stopped

nice i lbts

by that big bunda bitch April 4, 2021

lbtr

Means "no problem"; contraction of "libenter". Often used in Latin-speaking circles or people who want to sound like they speak Latin.

A: Grātiās tibi agō, amīce. (Thanks for that bruv)
B: Lbtr sed nōlī mē quaerere iterum :) (No problem but don't ask me again)

by MBTW April 24, 2021

lbtds

Text Accrynym for Laugh But To Damn Serious.

I was gonna cut my bangels off because security was making me take off each one, cutting them off would have been faster. LBTDS

by MzVenoms May 22, 2022