Someone (male or female) who engages in douchebag activity for payment. In this case 'douchebag activity' involves wearing a small alligator on items of designer clothing and 'payment' involves paying extortionately over the odds.
"Kimmie just spent $400 on three items from the Lacoste store and now she's flaunting them on the street corner"
"What a Lacostitute"
"What a Lacostitute"
by markleigh99 April 13, 2016
Get the lacostitute mug.The female version of a lax bro . A girl who partakes in lacrosse and has also fully embraced the entire culture. most commonly laxtitudes are found on the east cost, and with fellow lax bros.
Woah, that laxtitude has mad skills!
by laxerchick July 7, 2010
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That lawstitute pretended to drop her pen and showed off a g-string to juror number 3 and hung that robbery case. Solid work.
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