lasterday

The last yesterday, in other words, the day before yesterday.

The teacher spoke to her class...
"I'm sorry I was ill yesterday but we'll continue with what we were talking about lasterday."

by Irby July 23, 2005

Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

by ABCritt November 7, 2011

laxterbating

the act of laxing so dirtily that you achieve physical pleasure

bro #1: dude that was a gnar rip!
bro #2 i know i was laxterbating

by lax4eva October 4, 2010

lamster

Rhymes with "hamster." Someone "on the lam"; a fugitive.

"The Florida cops just caught a lamster who's wanted for murder in Ohio."

by MikalM March 20, 2005

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

lastergo

refers to anytime prior to the present moment.

i went to the beach lastergo.

by phresh1031 October 24, 2009

Lasterfuck

The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).

"No, that was lasterfuck, this time I actually caught a charge" ...dick cop

by anonymous October 30, 2016