lawyer-broke

The flattest-ass kinda broke there is.
Believe every dollar I see is going straight to my lawyer to keep my broke ass outa jail.

said to dealers and hoes, "Don't even show me that crack. I am lawyer-broke 'til next year !"

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.

man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma November 8, 2012

Lawyerd

A term frequently used by Marshal in the tv show How I met your mother. Marshal uses this whenever he verbally finishes off any untrue (or contradicting) proclamation and the other party has nothing else to say.

Barney: Prostitution is the worlds oldest profession.
Marshal: You really think so?
Barney: Yeah I bet cavewomen got like an extra fish or something if they put out.
Marshal: So the oldest profession would be fisherman.
Barney: Withdrawn.
Marshal: Lawyerd...
Barney:....

by Stibinoezem September 14, 2010

lawlsaur

a) replaces lol

b) is used by people that think using it will make themselves look gangster

1337swordoperator582: gu355 wh4t I d1d l45t night??!?!!

05imNOTn00bzorz10101: d1d j00 5tudy??!?!

1337swordoperator582: 70t4lly!!11!1

1337swordoperator582 & 50imNOTn00bzorz10101 (at the same time): LAWLSAUR!!!!!11!!!1!!

by losersquaredthatsme February 18, 2009

Lawsoned

To get completely screwed over.

Usually by B&T Electronix, Barnes & Noble, or OnSale.

Dude 1 - "Did you get that Touchpad?"
Dude 2 - "Nah, dude, I got Lawsoned."
Dude 1 - "Ah, shit, I'm so sorry man..."
Dude 3 - "Dark Umber."

by SlickDealzzz September 14, 2011

Laysa

Laysa's are amazing, sweet, kind, loyal, funny, and cute people. Having someone named Laysa as a friend is a honor to have. They have so many great qualities and have such an amazing personality!
Person Hey Laysa!

Laysa Hi!

Person Can I talk to you about something that's bothering me? Laysa Sure! go ahead...

This is an example of their kindness

NOT TO MENTION HOW

Cute Loyal and Brave they are

Hi laysa !!

by Melando June 23, 2020

Lays Plastiqué la Moose

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.

Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023