Lauer

An unorthodox method of discharging the contents of a condiment bottle. This approach starts with a period of furiously thrusting the bottle up and down and then quickly slamming it on a table. This results in some of the condiment spewing out of the bottle, and hopefully onto the target. This technique is considered obscene by most standards, and is sometimes hard to control.

The desperate man had to lauer the bottle to get some ketchup onto his hamburger.

by copwhp April 22, 2010

Ft. Lauderdale

Pretty much Miami's close cousin, except Ft Lauderdale is cleaner and less crazy. If you want to relax on a cleaner beach, go to Ft. Lauderdale. But if you want a party zone, go to Miami.

Ft. Lauderdale is easily one of the best cities in Florida.

by Kyle February 19, 2005

lazerbeen

Some random shit jazzmines brother made up. Bozo ass

“You know what a lazerbeen is”

by hwjaj December 11, 2021

Dr. Evil Lazer Beam

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them.

You are such a Dr. Evil Lazer Beam

by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020

Lauer

A really hot girl that can have sex. Guys usually call her "LAUER POWER" in bed. She can get shit done.

Damn that Lauer really got me going.

by Bogus reasons January 16, 2009

lazer bear

A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.

Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.

by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005

ft. lauderdale

Place known for mis-shapen tits

The pic above if you couldn't tell. "ft. lauderdale is the home of mis-shappen tits"

by Jamiexyz2 September 7, 2007