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Latvian Scuffer

When using beard whiskers to borderline painful effect during oral sex.
I got a Latvian Scuffer last night from what I thought was a woman.
by Brendon Blake January 16, 2009
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Latvian quesadilla

Two corn or flour tortillas filled with a combination of feces and semen.
I'll be out of the bathroom in a second, I'm almost done preparing my Latvian quesadilla!
by smuckers6969 June 5, 2010
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Latvian Language

The Latvian "language" is essentially like a knock-off of Lithuanian.

Some believe, Latvians are Lithuanians who didn't learn to speak properly, hence inventing their own form of communicating with each other, usually by making strange Lithuanian sounding sounds which don't make sense.
Lithuanian: (says something)
Latvian: (replies in the "Latvian language")
Lithuanian: Bro wtf are those sounds you're making?
by Foreigner3 November 30, 2021
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Latvian Train collision

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.
"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."
by Ekker October 10, 2021
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Reverse latvian technique

The act of self gratification while bent over with a reverse under arm grip and a slight twist of the wrist to give it that "je ne sais quoi"

This can be given or received!
Batten gave him the best reverse latvian technique he'd ever had!!!
by Skettle February 5, 2022
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Latvian Sports Bra

Common in latvia, the latvian sports bra is a popular erotic method to prepare fish. In the maneuver, a woman would strip down until she's naked. Afterwards, she would tie two fish to both her breasts and proceed to run at a brisk pace, under the supervision of her husband, until the fish have heated up and are cooked. They are removed and served immediately, latvian style.
Jurgen, what did you have dinner? Oh you know, Boris, just Ivana's latvian sports bra
by sos2010 August 13, 2010
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latvian health ministry

Hey look, the latvian health ministry made it illegal to buy anything besides food
by Jurisc December 15, 2020
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