Langdonesk

To completely make shit up, be a bitch, and be disrespectful.

It wanted to be a drew, but it was really just being langdonesk.

by The IT exterminator October 9, 2018

Langdonesk

To be a complete bitch, very disrespectful, and make up all sorts of shit

It wanted to be a Drew, but it just came off by being Langdonesk

by The IT exterminator October 9, 2018

landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022

Landonwebbing

The act of shitting on LANDONS face and proceeding to dry it with farts. Then, using his asshole and going to town and giving him a creampie. After that, you take his dried shit and make it a pancake for him to eat, then again, nut on his lips and make him close it so it dries shut. ENJOY!!!! (Landon Weber - 4844015545)

He was so horny i just had to give him a landonwebbing!!!

by Landon Weber November 12, 2025

“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026