Lampost

A very tall and lanky person

Person 1: he is huge
Person 2: yeah he is a lampost

by God number2 June 27, 2019

Lampost

A very big ass dick

"He got out his lampost last night"

by ThePiggy06 March 23, 2020

Pamposted

When your car accidentally hits a lamppost & you blame it on robbers who didn't take anything.

You park your car up but leave the handbrake off. The car rolls into a lamppost & crashes. For insurance purposes, you blame robbers who stole your car & crashed it on purpose with taking any possessions. "Oh no! I've been pamposted!"

by 3bp August 4, 2024

pamposted

An accident of a car hitting a lamppost that leads to the damage of said car. For insurance purposes, the owner insists that the car was stolen & the robbers hit the lamppost on purpose & didn't steal anything

"Hi, I would like to make a claim. My car has been pamposted!"

by 3bp August 4, 2024

The Lampost

The greatest quarterback of all time, who at the end of his career was traded to the Senver Donkeys where he finished his career with the greatest runningback of all time, The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The Lampost is easily the greatest qb of all time. 4 superbowls, 6 appearances, he's nearly unstoppable.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017