how to steal a laptop

bang chan disapproves anyway.

a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.

by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020

Laptop Class

Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic, the laptop class consists of middle and upper-class professionals and managers who were able to work remotely during lockdowns. Often used in a pejorative manner, the term contrasts the presumed comfort of those afforded the luxury to work from home to those individuals working in the "real" and tangible economy.

As a member of the elite laptop class I haven't left my house in 2+ years

by e-lite May 16, 2022

Alexi Laiho

Hottest metal musician in the universe. Performing vocals and guitar in 'Children of Bodom', Alexi screams and howls his mysterious lyrics into the night. Wears eyeliner and plays killer riffs. Hot stuff.

'Children of Bodom' 'Cute' 'sexy' 'messiah'

by metal goddess March 3, 2005

lailoni

Beautiful like a Hawaiian flower. Eager to please others but knows how to standup for herself. Although beautiful don't double cross because she is definitely able to get crazy fast.

Lailoni is so beautiful she reminds me of Hawaii

by Ghettoqueen5 December 22, 2016

Alexi Laiho

member of amazing finnish band Children of Bodom.
a really sexy boy indeed, but most of all a great voice and guitar player!!

Alexi Laiho is the new Zakk Wylde!

by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009

laptop years

A laptop computer ages sixteen years for every human year.

"Dad, I NEED a new laptop! This one is already two years old. That's THIRTY-TWO in laptop years! I can't go to high school with thirty-two-year-old laptop."

"Yeah, my laptop is five years old. That's EIGHTY in laptop years. Sure, she's grumpy and slow, but I'm used to the keyboard and I know where all my programs are. It's like this old La-Z-Boy: molded to my butt."

by Kate Saybrook December 10, 2009

laptop condom

Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.

It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.

My laptop wears a pink condom.

He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.

by the prince of retardia October 5, 2010