David LaForce

David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.

That David LaForce is one tough son of a bitch.

by El Chalequito November 6, 2010

LAFD

Acronym: Los Angeles Fire Department

The LAFD have had to work hard due to the recent fires in the area due to global warming. Fortunately the LAFD aren't as corrupt as the LAPD and the fires were dealt with well.

by brendan September 5, 2004

Lafont

Babe

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

jordy laforge

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

laoda

slang for male sex organ in hyderabadi (deccani)urdu language

his laoda is too small

by good man August 9, 2003

Jordy Laforge

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.

I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.

by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

lafourge

Fat ugly bitch with a moustach that teaches gym. NOW NO TOUCHIN ASS OVER THERE MK!

You Can Play Basket Ball Or Vollyball.

Joe slozak

by Edmond Dubois July 26, 2003