To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"
Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."
Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"
Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."
Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."
Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"
Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."
Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010
Get the Hobby-Lobbying mug.A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.
Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...
Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?
Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...
Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?
Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.
by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012
Get the Labyrinthitis mug.An amazing person that can't stop being attractive and is always there.if you see her walking along she will always greet you with a smile and she always has the most stunning eyes you'll ever see and if you fall for her she will always give you her love back in some way but She can get quite emotional very quickly so watch out and don't tease her
Oh look there's a Libby
by Alkmr May 17, 2017
Get the Libby mug.A popular nickname for Oakland, California, inspired by the name of its current mayor.
Any county, city or township that ineffectually employs utopian ideals or idealistic policies to address dystopian problems.
Any county, city or township that ineffectually employs utopian ideals or idealistic policies to address dystopian problems.
I ran three consecutive stop signs after peeling donuts in a sideshow. A nearby cop who saw me was too busy to do anything. Later, I lit a cigarette in a food court garden and was cited. I guess our town is becoming another Libbyland.
by kulturevulture December 14, 2019
Get the Libbyland mug.An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.
Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:
• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:
• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.
by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014
Get the Hobby Lobby mug.Libby is extremely and has a wide imagination, she loves books and caring for others. Her family mean the most to her and she will do anything to protect them. She never fails to put a smile on someones face whenever she is around. She loves animals and can get very attached, she tries hard in school and everything she does to succeed in what she wants.
She’s extremely pretty and her face is in a constant smile, she’s an independent and strong woman with big life goals. She rarely gets a crush and likes being with her friends, but when she crushes on someone she won’t stop going on about it, she tends to crush more on celebrities then the people around her. She loves movie and series and can easily become obssessed with one and everyone will here about it then.
Overall, Libby is strong, independent, funny and adorable and you’re extremely lucky if you have a friend like Libby.
She’s extremely pretty and her face is in a constant smile, she’s an independent and strong woman with big life goals. She rarely gets a crush and likes being with her friends, but when she crushes on someone she won’t stop going on about it, she tends to crush more on celebrities then the people around her. She loves movie and series and can easily become obssessed with one and everyone will here about it then.
Overall, Libby is strong, independent, funny and adorable and you’re extremely lucky if you have a friend like Libby.
Person 1: Hey did you see Libby today?
Person 2: Yeah, she gave me a right laugh
Person 1: well Libby never fails to put a smile on someon’s face.
Person 2: Yeah, she gave me a right laugh
Person 1: well Libby never fails to put a smile on someon’s face.
by BubblegumPanda99 January 22, 2019
Get the Libby mug.A metaphorical maze sometimes used in the cause of confusion.
Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.
Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.
by Sam Waters January 10, 2014
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