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Laposta

Italian slang for lazy person with a small dick. In some areas its used to describe someone unusually skinny, pedophilia, and I've even heard homosexual. The word has different meaning based on where its said, but it all references Italians.
After a threesome with some extremely hot girls, Jason, who was not performing up to satisfaction, was told that he was a Laposta.
by The One Italiano January 5, 2009
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LaPorte

the coolest city, located in Indiana.

a place where cool people are found.
by himom:) October 9, 2008
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Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.
I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.
by pee-NuT December 1, 2007
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Laporte

Laporte Indiana is full of republicans and shit people. Well some people are cool but others...

Also boring as hell. Gorgeous though
Me: "Laporte is shit but it's gorgeous. Especially during Christmas."
Friend: "AGREED."
by ssuperconfused July 7, 2021
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laporatomy

Surgery on your hip
I fell and hurt my hip, turns out I need a laporatomy.
by How they make meth September 15, 2021
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Laporte

A basque man with a very big social media presence. He does lots of amazing dance moves
You have been making Instagram reels all day. You remind me of Laporte
by crtxrygchj October 31, 2022
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LaPorte Middle School

a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)

people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.

racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.

La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.

the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.

if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.

if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.

the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.

there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.

have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.

you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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