An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.
Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.
Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.
Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.
by Madkso June 23, 2018

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice
by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021
