lobsters

Basically the same as crabs but HUGE ones.

Dammit Jimmy! Stop jacking off in my washroom! You've left lobsters everywhere!

by .daniel. July 24, 2007

lobsterstory

A type of fanfiction written for the TV show Friends centering around true love.

My lobsterstory is about how much Ross and Rachel love each other.
Ross is Rachel's lobster.

by perkyshadowgirl October 13, 2006

lopsters

A pair of Lopsided Boobs.

Wow dude, that lady's got some Real lopsters! >.<

by Rarz January 14, 2008

Lolsterpiece

A piece of academic or artistic work that the author thinks is a masterpiece, but is in fact a complete disaster worthy only of mockery.

"Hey, did you hear Justin Bieber's new song?"
"Yeah. It's an absolute frickin' lolsterpiece".

by sTeamTraen August 22, 2014

lobstersoap

kickass website based in irving texas with awesome videos of kids doing stupid shit

"Dude lets go to lobstersoap.com to watch Charles do something stupid"

by Tai May 13, 2005

Lobsters

A bigger case of crabs, very hard to get rid of. Oversized crabs on a whore's body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD)

Nita: That whore Tiffany gave me Lobsters!!!!!
Jay Ray: What's that?(i wouldn't know bcuz i'm a virgin)
Nita: They are worse than crabs, cuz they are huge er!!!!!!

by Jery February 4, 2008

Loosters

The term given to the Sydney Roosters when they cannot win a game.

Did the Roosters win on Friday night?
Who? Oh you mean the Loosters.

by Semi One July 3, 2011