log

the best toy in the history of toys, advertised on the ren and stimpy show. produced by toy company "Blammo!"

It rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog.. fits great on your back, it's great for a snack, it's LOG LOG LOG! it's LOG, LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! it's LOG, it's LOG, it's better than bad, it's GOOD! everyone wants a LOG, you're gonna love your LOG, everyone needs a LOG, LOG, LOG, LOG!

by timpacalypse February 21, 2009

Logging

Process of harvesting trees from a forest.

They are going to be logging on that piece of land.

by Jeff Asel January 14, 2009

Logging

Having anal sex over a fallen tree trunk in a wooded area.

Anyone up for a logging session tonight on the HEATH.

Dat log support dat booty just perfect for a long hard pumping.

by Wordlink May 24, 2019

Logging

Originating from the Old English word logge and the Latin word Logia, Logging is the act of letting gravity take hold of your limbs and flopping yourself out on any surface hard or soft the way a log would on the ground hence the term logging. However recent philosophers have expanded the definition even further and now logging also can mean the art of doing nothing productive and meaningful with your time that contributes any value to society, essentially the same as what the word meant before, but a more progressive and inclusive definition that allows logging to be active, mobile, and portable

-Offically by the BOC November 29th, 2016

Jeez its been a long week, the couch looks real tempting right now, I'm about to do some serious logging.

I don't understand how the Kardashians are so famous and beloved, all they do is log!

by The real BOC November 29, 2016

Logs

A big willy

Those guys have big logs hehe

by Phobbers March 14, 2022

Logging

Sending friends/family point of view photos of your knees and clothing around your ankles while on the toilet, presumably defecating (taking a shit).

Gross my brother keeps sending me photos of him logging.

by Aka_85 March 30, 2017

log

Some people think of it as a poo however it is exactly that just in human form! This type of person is very stinky but good looking. They are very hard (in 2 ways) They often think of others but think it’s better to put them self first!

Is that log in a neon top! With a thing in his hand
That must be a log

by Daddy finger June 23, 2021