Log

Someone who is so boring at a party they may as well be replaced with a log

That boy is such a log

by Chris.s123 October 11, 2017

log

a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.

i had the biggest log today

by Jay May 10, 2003

log

1) A journal or diary
2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety

1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

log

A pack of 5 tins of chewing tobacco that you buy from the store such as a gas station or grocery store.

Hey Joe, pick me up a log of Skoal mint at the gas station

by Matt Kilcoyne May 9, 2006

Log

A blunt that is abnormally large in size that’s resembles a Log

Me and my homies Sierra and Ryann rolled up this Fatass Log. You want a hit?

by Taslang August 28, 2022

log

Definition: cigarette.

variations include but are not limited to loggum shlog logga shlogga loggumbop shliggum shlig loag shloganopolis stoagie

I need to get another pack of shloggums

by zbrown12 June 14, 2010

log

1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.

2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.

3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.

Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."

by Goatlips August 19, 2008