Lochness

A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.

- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"

by Dynast August 8, 2006

lochness monster

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

by LGRAWR September 1, 2006

LockNDross

a huge nerd

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

lostness

Obviously, "the condition of being lost," but more often in a psychological sense than in a geographical sense.

The 1970s was a decade of lostness for the American people, with wavering or obliteration of compass points they had once thought permanently fixed.

by Luddz June 12, 2015

Lochness Monster

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

by smithy85 December 9, 2008

LockNDross

the sexiest stud out there.

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Loceng

Wanting attention / Nak perhatuna

Paan nak loceng

by Mahalmoperodikamahal September 18, 2019