Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

lick gate

punz licked foolish’s bicep. thats lickgate

punz: i totally licked is bicep (lick gate)
sapnap: some one had a fucking good time at twitch rivals

by quackily February 8, 2022

Weenie Lick Job

The act of getting ones weenie licked by another individual.

Person one: Yo I heard Terry got his weenie licked by Julia last night!

Person two: You mean he got a Weenie Lick Job?? Wow! I'm so proud of him, the classic wlj!

by orgocuck32 May 7, 2019

Lick The Trap

Licking from the ass to the pussy.

I told my husband to lick the trap!

by Lizzy1977 January 6, 2023

The Lick

A cliche jazz phrase often used in II-V-I progressions and has become a joke among jazz musicians.

Dude, you quoted "the lick" so many times in your solo!

by DJONTY DJENTLEMAN February 7, 2017

Go lick a rat

The absolute highest god level of an insult

1: bro I hate your T-shirt
2: go lick a rat
1: *instantly collapses*

by UnqualifiedGiraffe October 12, 2020