LaSalle-Peru

Two towns right next to each other in the Illinois Valley. Characterized by dozens of bars and dozens of churches. One of the only places in America where you can go to Sunday mass then have happy hour next door. Everyone from the age of 11 and up drinks. As for entertainment, there is not really too much to do...other than drink. Every year the high school baseball team does very well. The football stadium resembles one that belongs to a division 1 college, but not nearly as good as a division 1 school. Before going to football games, all the students get drunk. Then after, they get drunk.

The LaSalle-Peru Cavaliers= Let's Party Havabeers

by G2LowC November 8, 2009

Poo Lasagne

Usually found in college/university student accommodation.

Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...

Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.

"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"

by Pupu October 7, 2005

Titty fuck the lasagna

A way of saying "I love you" in italian

Babe, titty fuck the lasagna

by GeraldtheHerald2012 February 28, 2019

Lasagna

Pasta cake.

Yummmm... Lasagna.

by Cabbage_Hat August 14, 2009

Bich Lasagna

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T-series ain't nothing but a bich lasagna

by SlaveBoy12321 January 4, 2019

shit lasagna

When one is defecating, and they believe they're finished, they wipe their ass only to realize that they were not quite done. They defecate further, and wipe again. This may continue to go on for multiple cycles. What one is left with is Shit Lasagna, due to the layering of shit and toilet paper.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seeker's Mantown Dictionary.

After an hour on the can, I had created a full course of shit lasagna.

by theKman77 November 10, 2008

lasanga

the wrong way to spell lasagna

DUDE YOU SPELT LASANGA WRONG

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018