lap quilting

spanking in a pattern

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting

by manshark November 24, 2014

Lap Fuck

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and rides his cock

Chad gave Kiersten a Lap Fuck at the Pizza Hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!

by SlopNChop October 20, 2016

lap pillow

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.

"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"

by Enophyis January 24, 2018

Lap Toast

Dead skin left on your lap/genital surroundings, usually after receiving oral sex from a person in the "peeling stage" of a sunburn.

The only problem with getting a bj from Sunburned Sally was the amount of lap toast she left after she was done.

by ThatsJustWeird August 18, 2012

lap slut

a pet (usually a cat) that crawls into the first available lap and starts being cute

Lucky is a lap slut

by Spaz De Kat November 30, 2009

Lap Hoe

A hoe that goes around laying on everybody's lap. She takes up every offer to lay on a pair of open legs

Noyin is a fucking lap hoe. I saw her sit on six guys laps today.

by Underdogj February 23, 2018

Lap cheong queen

A rice queen (non-Asian gay men attracted to Asian men) who is attracted to more top-oriented Asian men, counter to steretypes about Asian-White gay couples.

"Wait , dude, you are dating a white guy who's had a ton of Asian boyfriends in the past? He's gotta be some rice queen who just wants to subjugate you so he can feel powerful."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."

by stomps July 5, 2018