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kompromise

(noun or verb)

To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
by gtbarry November 5, 2008
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Korm Guarantee

The firmest assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled; a promise that should never be doubted.
Daniel gave a Korm Guarantee that they would win, so everyone placed their bets on Arsenal to win the league.
by FletchTheGreat July 1, 2016
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Komplete Ku Klux Krayons

A box or crayons consisting of all whites. Plus bonus points if you have swastikas and eagles all over the box.
Those arent just Ku Klux Krayons, those are Komplete Ku Klux Krayons.
by The Onioner February 16, 2022
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kompla

That kompla took a crap in my garden
by A person from the North November 10, 2014
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Kompas

Short for "KOntol Mu lePAS" (ur dick is loose/detaching/unmounted) in Indonesian.
"Oh my god kompas"
by jandahunter March 1, 2021
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Uma Kompton

Uma Kompton is the popular inbred coconut head looking ass Instagram 'celebrity'.

Her username is @umakompton

She posts badly photoshopped videos/pics of her daily life which includes her incestuous relationship, her 47 abortions, her failed abortions(kids) & how shes a good christian mum dad lesbian homeless trans apache apple dog that strips for Jesus.

Oh & even though shes sexy shes fit she loves sucking dick Uma Kompton is actually a fake made up person... The person running the Instagram account is a American troll who is stealing a russian ladys photos from somewhere & uploading them with embarrassing captions to Instagram for likes & followers. So guys... The women in the pics is actually a Russian who probably has no clue that her photos are being used for memes & to catfish. This is likely illegal but lets hope the Russian women wont sue because its all fucking hilarious.
"Ewww whats that?"

"Oh its Uma Kompton"
by Coldbludded1 September 15, 2018
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koampapapa

The greatest word ever. Related to the ancient word "Koamp" which means "All-Powerful", this modern-day word is used to describe a person of the male gender who freaking owns at everything, including cooking.

Koampapapa can also be used as a verb if you know when and how to use it. In fact, Koampapapa can be used as any part of speech, at any time. If you get bored, shout Koampapapa in a high pitched voice, and you will no longer be bored. This is the great mystery of the word Koampapapa, go ahead, try it.
Dude, I totally koampapapa'd her last night!

Man, I wish I was as koampapapa as you!

Call me Koampapapa.

February 26th is Koampapapa Day. Let's go Koampapapaing then!
by UROW February 9, 2007
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