king konging

When you are fucking a girl from behind and you start banging on your chest

She brought up New York so i started king konging

by king_g34 January 29, 2015

konging

While banging your ho doggy style, you wait till you cum. Then you repeatedly pummel her kidneys with as much force as you can muster while letting loose your best impersonation of an angry King Kong.

I'd kong Kate from Kate's Playground in a heartbeat.
Konging is the gerund form of the infinitive to kong.

by Necessary July 28, 2008

king konging it

To climb on your friends back while beating your chest at a hardcore show. Then your friend runs around with you on their back and bounces you while you throw punches and kicks at various people until the friend becomes tired and falls on the ground.

"We were fucking king konging it at the Hail the Tragedy show in Napa last Sunday."

by xarianaarsenicx April 1, 2007

Konings

Konings is a Dutch name with two common meanings:

1) Terrible at bocce ball

2) Drinks a lot of slurpees

That guy sitting at his desk is a Konings

by Himan10 March 30, 2010

Donkey Konging

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

konkinko

a racist penis

Earl is a konkinko because he hates smelly vagina

by Mrs. cock muffin March 18, 2009

koning syndrome

To seek out any and all females in a given location, vicinity or other geographically recognized region with the intention of consumating the relationship as quickly as possible with no regard for medical or financial consequences aka children and or STD's.

That girl in Burn totally went for Jon's Koning syndrome.

by Copa Cop June 25, 2010