konk

Konk is a multi-faceted word. It is usually said in a sexual or physical manner, but can have many meanings when used in the appropriate context. It can be quite difficult to go wrong with the word "konk." Is there something that's throwing you off your normal vibe? Then you're probably getting KONKED by something.

"Oh my god dude, I konked the hell out of her last night."

"I got into a bar fight last night, I konked this guy in the nose so bad. He was gushing blood everywhere."

"This weather is konking me right now. Not a fan."

"This Physics exam tomorrow is gonna konk the shit out of me. Pray for me."

"My Instagram post is getting so many likes right now, my Notification Center is getting konked!"

"The vibes today are konking me right now, Mercury is definitely in retrograde."

by gingernick February 23, 2019

konked out

Being awake and going to sleep real fast. Takes place most often at 3AM and in the middle of math class.

Test... there was a test? I must have knoked out, DAMNIT.

by mad at the world March 24, 2003

konk out

(Verb) To pass the fuck out cause you're so tired.

Alex : "I'm about to fucking konk out I'm so tired"

by Zeelinny June 16, 2017

Kinky Konk

Someone who is extremely kinky and likes the ideas and concepts such as BDSM. It is also a nice way of telling someone that they are freaky/filthy in bed without being rude or demeaning.

"Damn, M is sure as fuck a kinky konk."

by RuelleR October 2, 2021

Konk Goggles

The act of recieving ones testicles on your face so they cover your eyes.

Did you hear that Shannon got the Konk goggles last night?!

by Ei8ht ball January 6, 2012

honkey konk

The sound a donkey makes when it gets hit by a truck.

Holy crap...could you hear that honkey konk, we must have hit that donkey pritty hard.

by Kody Peters March 25, 2008

Honk Konk

A nickname for Hong Kong.

Person: "I went to Honk Konk"
Person 2: "You mean Hong Kong?"

by random generic name January 22, 2021