Konk is a multi-faceted word. It is usually said in a sexual or physical manner, but can have many meanings when used in the appropriate context. It can be quite difficult to go wrong with the word "konk." Is there something that's throwing you off your normal vibe? Then you're probably getting KONKED by something.
"Oh my god dude, I konked the hell out of her last night."
"I got into a bar fight last night, I konked this guy in the nose so bad. He was gushing blood everywhere."
"This weather is konking me right now. Not a fan."
"This Physics exam tomorrow is gonna konk the shit out of me. Pray for me."
"My Instagram post is getting so many likes right now, my Notification Center is getting konked!"
"The vibes today are konking me right now, Mercury is definitely in retrograde."
"I got into a bar fight last night, I konked this guy in the nose so bad. He was gushing blood everywhere."
"This weather is konking me right now. Not a fan."
"This Physics exam tomorrow is gonna konk the shit out of me. Pray for me."
"My Instagram post is getting so many likes right now, my Notification Center is getting konked!"
"The vibes today are konking me right now, Mercury is definitely in retrograde."
by gingernick February 24, 2019
Being awake and going to sleep real fast. Takes place most often at 3AM and in the middle of math class.
by mad at the world March 24, 2003
by Zeelinny June 16, 2017
Someone who is extremely kinky and likes the ideas and concepts such as BDSM. It is also a nice way of telling someone that they are freaky/filthy in bed without being rude or demeaning.
by RuelleR October 02, 2021
by Ei8ht ball January 05, 2012
by Kody Peters March 25, 2008
by random generic name January 23, 2021