a term for a piebald,or completely bald fellow,or the head itself. So called because the famous detective by the name is depicted as completely bald. Such guys are labeled as nerds,because of their ugly heads.
Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Tom all had their heads completely shaved,so now they're all Kojak heads. They may look cute with Kojak heads, but they sure as hell stink.
by JMC70 October 27, 2016
If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???
by QuacksO May 24, 2021
I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken
by joecoolthefool December 6, 2014
A simple and deeply religious couple who talk only about religion, religion, religion. They have written in a diary that they will have sex only five times in a year, with specific date and time.
by Neon Dudeh March 6, 2020
A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023