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Knobbed

The act of taking out someones door knob while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your dick inside the hole where the doorknob once stood. Once the dick is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your dick, so that you can brag about it the next day.
One night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young Dylan, by unscrewing his doorknob and shoving their dick in the hole, and then knocking. Little did poor Dylan know that he was about to get knobbed, and that nothing but a dick awaiting the grip of his hand. The friends all had a good laugh, and little Dylan was scarred for life.
by Mocoholi September 2, 2010
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Knobdule

1. A person who does something stupid.
2. A person who makes a mistake and finds out about it much later
3. A person who acts in a ridiculous manner.
1. "Damn, Dropped my mug", "Haha, You Knobdule"

2. "Oh crap, I forgot to create a Flow Chart", "Haha, You Knobdule"

3. "Quit being a Knobdule and put the chair down!"
by tghusky December 2, 2010
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Knobdale Stache

When your dick is thick with smegma aka knobdale and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving her with a cheesy, odiferous Sanchez style stache aka mustache.
Rachel was getting a little mouthy about me playing videos all day and needing to get a job so I have her a knobdale stache. She’s still trying to get the stuff off her lip.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018
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Knobbed

Shagged, Nailed or had sex with someone
Ben: Hey Terry
Terry: How the fuck do you know my name?
Ben: Haha, You knobbed Row's sister!
Terry: (Pause)... Oh shit.
by Kenish January 15, 2009
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Kobed

A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.
I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"
by CP1477 February 10, 2004
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knobend

insult referring to someone being the end of a knob.
you knobend!

mary is such a knobend!
by dazzerw April 16, 2008
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Knobder

a noun used to name somebody who ats/looks like an idiot/areshole/twat . An elaberation on knobber and bumder.
"Shut up you fuckin knobder" or "look at that knobder"
by Louise Theakstone May 17, 2008
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