knob goblin 

(N) A midget who sucks dick.

Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob

Guy 1: *trips guy 2*

Guy 2: what a knob goblin

Girl 1: that wasn't very nice

Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally

Girl 1: ...

Guy 2: kthxbye

knob goblin by uraknobgoblin April 6, 2010

Knob Goblin 

when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.

i did knob goblin with your mum last night

Knob Goblin by Mateplz November 21, 2016

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Cold as a goblin's knob 

Cold, chilly, inclement

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.

Cold as a goblin's knob by josekavalina December 20, 2021

knobgobbling 

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)

"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "

knobgobbling by David F.D. May 5, 2006

knobgoblin 

An Unattractive female who will give head to, or sleep with, any man, due to her being unsure when she will get any dick again.

"I was so drunk, I went home with a knobgoblin."

knobgoblin by Ron T March 29, 2003

knobgoblin 

A prolific sucker of penis; usually applied to a gay male (fudgepacker)

He who likes the cock eg. knobgoblin

knobgoblin by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006