Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008

kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.

All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

by Multicultural Project December 9, 2008

klep

A person who is suspected of stealing or a gigantic prick

Person A: Hey dude you hear bout that kid who tried to steal the homeless dudes money

Person B: Yeah what a fucking klep.

by Drumbatron September 17, 2013

kleip

to see a teacher outside of school

The other day i kleiped Mr. Fife in a dream

by Gammie and Wells April 12, 2008

klept that shit

to steal large amounts of random shit

Bansri: "Look, there's a ton of beer just layin' there on the lawn"
Anna: "Let's klept that shit"

by annabunny August 9, 2009

Kleppestøkattene

Is a Norwegian cat-breed that originated from the Holmedalshammeren area in Askøy.

Har du bada kleppestøkattene?

Ikke ennå, venter på X

by Kleppestøkatten December 10, 2010

klepto drunk

Someone who only steals when they are drunk

She stole a shot glass from the bar. She is a kleptomaniac When she drinks. She is klepto drunk

by highmark July 5, 2014