Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

by quammibox August 14, 2011

zei kirin

A person obsessed with tentacles and the usage of tentacles, especially in the anal oriface.

That guy is a regular zei kirin, I've never seen so much tentacle rape hentai on one hard drive before!

by Xiphas March 17, 2004

"just" kidding

Making a statement or asking a question and gauging someones response to base your next comment on

Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"

Woman: "OK, thats creepy"

Man: "Nah, I was "just" kidding"

-OR

Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"

Woman: "Really? Thats hot"

Man: "Oh yeah"

by metdevil678 August 25, 2009

Kidlin

the name givin to a person of mature age that still acts like a kid. In most cases this is person can also be called KT

your such a Kidlin! why did u do that stupid thing!!

by S.d 123 October 19, 2009

just kidding

1. You were just joking around with somebody

2. You were actually serious but decided what you said was actually very mean

3. You were actually serious but since that person took what you said offensively you cover it up by saying" just kidding"

4. When you try to confess to something and that person is either laughing at you in disbelief or just very angry you cover it up by saying just kidding

liar jk just kidding

by :):)(:(:21 September 9, 2010

kirin

stylish/cool/smart person

you look like kirin.

by KKunk October 13, 2016

You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003