kidney shy

adjective describing the delayed ability to urinate in a public restroom, usually caused by the misapprehension that other people will hear you pee.

Woman returning from the restroom on Girls' Night Out: "Sorry I took so long. There were so many people in there, I got kidney shy."

by N. Fritz May 9, 2008

Kidneyfuck

When you have a one night stand with someone, steal their kidneys, and leave before they notice.

Oh dude I totally kidneyfucked Jan last night, now I got 200 grand in my pocket

Dude my ex totally kidneyfucked me last night, now I can’t donate my kidney to my dying son!

by Gong gong December 20, 2019

Friday kidney

When you shoot out a hard fart or shit and it knocks one of your kindeys loose

"Man I just shot out a Friday kidney."

by YuNg_BrAiDs February 25, 2022

Kidney Punch

To punch someone in the kidneys. Hurts like a bitch, and often results in pissing blood for an extended period of time.

Man, my brothers friend kidney punched me once, and I was pissing blood for a week!

by Shinigami Love June 16, 2006

kidney shifter

1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney

2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'

Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"

by AndyOne October 26, 2007

Kidney Stone Software Development Process

The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.

We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.

by Spokko April 10, 2019

Kidney Tickler

The status symbol for any guy with a big dick. A remark used by women to describe a man with a big cock. A term readily used by size queens.

Girl 1: Why are you walking so funny today?

Girl 2: Ended up with a real kidney tickler last night. I'm still a little sore.

Girl 1: What's his name?

Girl 2: I never really got his name, we met-

Girl 1: Cut the bullshit, bitch! Gimme his fuckin' name!

by xellosxerxes December 29, 2011