Kopite

One who lacks the imagination to support their own local football club, and so jumps on the bandwagon of supporting whatever spawny team that happens to be winning trophies at the time - i.e. Liverpool FC. Would never go near a real life football match - prefers to watch on Sky TV, whom as we all know, invented the sport in 1993.

'Now let me see. I come from Cornwall, I'm good at shitting in my hand and throwing it at people, my cousins in Norway and Devon like this lot, and I'm looking for a football team that have the entry rules for competitions changed simply to allow us to enter. I know, I'll become a Kopite. Eh, the Kop? What's that, never heared of it'

by Football match attender September 5, 2008

Kopite

A person from Liverpool who dresses up in a replica shirt and goes to watch the game in the pub also see "Tellyclapper"

I used to be a Kopite but cant get a ticket la so im going the pub to cheer the mighty reds on

by Go the game blue August 27, 2009

kopite

the definition of the word scum, not even pikeys are hated as much as kopites, cant even speak english the dirty squeaky wallet stealing cunts.

Bloke1: you have a horrid queer accent, were are ya from?

Bloke2: from liverpool mate, up the reds.

Bloke1: your a kopite i see. get ta fuck away from me ya dirty squeaky good for nothin rat faced bastard ye.

by Larrytheflint November 14, 2011

Kopites

The most annoying, most biased and arrogant bastards who claim to love football and Liverpool. They are seen sniffing around Anfield everyday even when a match isnt on. They are mostly Scandinavians who go on about that they are apparently the ''best team in the world'' <<<--- OMG!....Even though they havent won a league for almost 20 years an seem to have a fucking nagging luck for winning everything they participate in on penalties.

''I was walking past the kopites ground Anfield yesterday and was surrounded by atleast 20 foreigners when there wasnt even a fucking game on''

by jardinhio August 9, 2009

Knopit

When your wife leaves you so you murder her family

Yeah man it got so sad. I ended up knopit-ing her

by Knopit master July 1, 2021

Kopite

A person of scouse origins, eminating from the kop grandstand, the single most epic and deafening football stand throughout european history and the modern era. The word kopite refers to the supporter of Liverpool FC, the outstanding representatives of the english league, liverpool are the most decorated and successful club in british history. Second to none. None.

"Jamie Carragher is a converted Kopite, la."
"We are the famous kopites"

by Eddy Donson November 2, 2008

Kopite

The term kopite originally referred to regular matchgoers who stood on the Spion Kop (better known as Kop) stand in Anfield, the home stadium of Liverpool F.C., the most successful football club in England. Today, the term has evolved to become a sobriquet for fans of Liverpool F.C.

Anfield's reputation as one of the most hallowed grounds in sport owes no small part to the singing kopites on the Kop stand.

by Misha A. December 5, 2017