Keyhole

Pounding the pussy so hard with such a massive member that it thins or demolishes the taint leaving only a keyhole shaped chasm.

DAMN! I gave that ho a keyhole last night!

by Dudeman Rokk August 15, 2011

keyhole

A nicer version of asshole.

You friggin' keyhole, shut up!

by RedRabbit October 1, 2004

Keyhole

Town drunk of Sauk Prairie. Do not headbutt or you will be injured. Has been known to "keyhole" a beer in .85 seconds and did a keg stand of 4 minutes and 20 seconds. Has retarded people assist him rolling joints. He had to wear a 40 lb. vest in jail.

Keyhole can keyhole a beer in .85 seconds.

by Billy Tomcat January 5, 2005

keyhole

Someone who is a jerk.

He's such a keyhole! He never stops insulting me. He's quite annoying!

by Junglejim1 January 19, 2009

Yugal Keyhole

Vagina, pussy, female genitals

Hey, did you see her Yugal keyhole?

by DanceGlamp January 29, 2022

Keyholed

Putting the tongue in the opening of a penis.

She keyholed him before he came.

by Schlomo Lipchitz December 6, 2012

Keyhole'd

When you go so deep that you require a locksmith to find lost objects in said cavity.

Chris was keyhole'd so hard that he lost his tamagotchi in his asshole.

by DJ CHAD February 22, 2021