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to kill someone (from Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a Physician who was known for being an advocate of the legal right to euthanasia and having practiced assisted suicide)
Some email scams claim to be written by someone hired to kevork you and use this as the means to extract money.
by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2009
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Kevork

Kevork is a guy that loves rapping ( with Joseph is particular ). He is also very good at History and Math.
He has lots of popular friends and is kinda gay around his-HOMIES.
He has a lot of jokes to tell in English and that’s the reason I’ve got a fake laugh.
But to be honest he’s a great friend.
Kevork: wanna hear a joke?
Me: ok
Kevork: (says some random joke that’s not very funny)
Me: hehhehehehehehehe-(fake laugh)-that was soo funny
by Hibye1211 June 14, 2023
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Kevork

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Love fucking your boyfriend
kevork Gets railed by arjun
by Big black nigger fucker November 2, 2023
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kevorkin’ it

The act of spanking yourself while jerking off. In other words, spanking yourself while “jorkin’ it”.
Matt: Are you okay?
Jonathan: Yeah, my ass hurts from kevorkin’ it all night.
by mception February 4, 2025
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Midwest Kevorkian

When wearing a tie, tuck the tie into your pants and tie the normally loose end around your penis.
Wow, did you see Greg? Dude rocks that Midwest Kevorkian like no one else.

Jack should stick to pencil ties. He seems to be having trouble with his Midwest Kevorkian.
by Frugal Male Fashion May 15, 2018
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Kramnik Kevorkian

Kramnik Kevorkian
(noun)
1. The act of destroying a person in "real life" by relentlessly "assisting" in their death via a sustained campaign of baseless public accusations, harassment, and psychological bullying.

2. To "euthanize" a person's reputation, mental health, and ultimately their will to live, all while claiming you are just "cleaning up the game" or "pointing out statistics."
The term originates from the tragic 2025 death of the "beloved" American GM and streamer Danya (Daniel Naroditsky). For over a year, former champion Vladimir Kramnik subjected Danya to a relentless public "investigation," implying he was a cheater.

Despite Danya and his friends stating that this campaign was causing him "immense pressure and pain" and destroying his mental health, Kramnik continued. After Danya's untimely death, Kramnik didn't stop, instead pivoting to blame Danya's friends and suggest substance abuse.

The "Kramnik" is the accuser who acts as a cold, emotionless "statistician," and the "Kevorkian" is the "assistance" this harassment provides in a person's literal demise.
Example 1:
"He didn't just 'cancel' him; he went full Kramnik Kevorkian on him for a year until the guy literally broke."
Example 2:
Person A: "Why is everyone so angry at Kramnik? He just asked questions."
Person B: "Dude, you don't 'just ask questions' until a beloved person is dead. That's a Kramnik Kevorkian, and it's psychotic."
Example 1:
"He didn't just 'cancel' him; he went full Kramnik Kevorkian on him for a year until the guy literally broke."
Example 2:
Person A: "Why is everyone so angry at Kramnik? He just asked questions."
Person B: "Dude, you don't 'just ask questions' until a beloved person is dead. That's a Kramnik Kevorkian, and it's psychotic."
by xollock October 23, 2025
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