A 36-year-old man who has inexplicably remained biologically identical to a ten-year-old boy for a quarter of a century, Ash Ketchum is notable for embarking on a seemingly eternal quest to become a Pokemon Master alongside his on-off girlfriend (as any fan will tell you), a yellow electrically-charged (and extremely marketable) mutant and an excessively horny older teenager who never opens his eyes for fear of revealing the depths of hell lurking inside them. As even Ash has admitted that the concept of a Pokemon Master is basically vague nonsense, he's essentially doomed himself to wandering rough around the forest for the rest of his life.
"In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, the continuation of the Simpsons and Ash Ketchum never becoming a Pokemon Master" - Benjamin Franklin
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams
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a nigga who could fight and hates it when peolle try to fight his fights. a sad person, big pickle, loves anime of course, and has like 383747474747 exes possibly more than your parents credit score
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Hyper-fixation on diversity of things or experiences related to each other with perseverance in an illogical loop of infinite determination to execute a goal or dream that’s typically unrealistic or ego driven.
In other words….Focusing on one thing to the point of spiraling to one’s doom.
Hyper-fixation on diversity of things or experiences related to each other with perseverance in an illogical loop of infinite determination to execute a goal or dream that’s typically unrealistic or ego driven.
In other words….Focusing on one thing to the point of spiraling to one’s doom.
“Mark blew it with Liv because he suffered from Ash Ketchum syndrome.”
“Liv should have had a part-time job with all the hours she spent playing on Webkinz, too bad she suffered from Ash Ketchum syndrome.”
“Call me Ash Ketchum but I’ve tried all the tequilas at that bar, I wanna go somewhere else”
“Liv should have had a part-time job with all the hours she spent playing on Webkinz, too bad she suffered from Ash Ketchum syndrome.”
“Call me Ash Ketchum but I’ve tried all the tequilas at that bar, I wanna go somewhere else”
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