A very poor magazine for mini moshers who refuse to listen to anything other than Green Day and Velvet Revolver. The magazine was cool about five years ago, but now they only cover Green Day and Velvet Revolver... oh and fake bands that mini moshers like.
Buy Kerrang if you're thirteen.
Buy NME if you're into trends rather than quality.
Buy Metal Hammer if you like black.
Wow, all british rock magazines are going down the crapper.
Buy NME if you're into trends rather than quality.
Buy Metal Hammer if you like black.
Wow, all british rock magazines are going down the crapper.
by PUNX September 19, 2005
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Antagonist: Did you read about Gerrard Ways new haircut in Kerrang!?
Protagonist: Fag. I read Rock Sound and my favourite band isnt greenday (continues on to defend greendays earlier work)
Protagonist: Fag. I read Rock Sound and my favourite band isnt greenday (continues on to defend greendays earlier work)
by yawns April 7, 2008
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by enrique4456465445 December 10, 2008
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Get the Kerrace mug.Someone who only likes bands so long as it says they're allowed to in kerrang magazine/any other music publication.
If they are to hear a band or song who have not been mentioned at all in Kerrang then they usually say that they're 'ok' just to play on the safe side.
If they are to hear a band or song who have not been mentioned at all in Kerrang then they usually say that they're 'ok' just to play on the safe side.
Person 1: Hey, what do you think of this band?
Kerrangfag: *Thinks: hmmmm, they're not bad... but Kerrang haven't mentioned them yet...* Yeah they're ok...
-Week later after Kerrang write bad review on said band-
Kerrangfag: That band you showed me are shit!
Kerrangfag: *Thinks: hmmmm, they're not bad... but Kerrang haven't mentioned them yet...* Yeah they're ok...
-Week later after Kerrang write bad review on said band-
Kerrangfag: That band you showed me are shit!
by DudeyMcCool September 23, 2009
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by kaleman October 7, 2006
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