kerspunkle

When a cockasian male drops a deuce and uses it as a dildo inside an african-american female.

Hey hoe i am going to kerspunkle you later.

by Rebekah " shithead" Smith May 8, 2009

kerfuckle

A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.

1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."

by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010

Kerjunkle

Kerjunkle, a synonym and close cousin of jabroni and douchebag.

Man, Tom Cruise became a real Kerjunkle after he got involved with Scientology.

by The Kerjunkler September 21, 2018

kerfunklepop

Outlandish; used to describe an incomprehensible statement or sound.

Gary: *makes a disgusting ass noise*

Leon: “Tf was that kerfunklepop bro?”

by Ackipoto April 9, 2022

dubbest kerfunkler

The Lord High Captain Commander of all Kerfunkledubs

The owner of this title "Dubbest Kerfunkler" declines to be used in such a common setting.

by Grimsborg April 23, 2022

kerbuckle

It's when you're in a middle of a bad situation that makes you ponder how to fix the problems you are facing

Oh no!! winnie had made the situation so dire, we are in a kerbuckle

by byzzzzzzz December 5, 2021

Turbo Raging Kerbinkle Sauce

A tasty hotsauce that gives you cancer. only a true dungus would nom it.

Dude, pass the Turbo Raging Kerbinkle Sauce so i can put it on my vegan bacon

by madoats June 26, 2019