april kepner

A character on Grey's Anatomy. Started off being really annoying but has slowly evolved into an amazing character. Eloped with Jackson Avery, but the have recently gotten divorced. Her best friend is Arizona Robbins.

Remember when April Kepner got fired from Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital... TWICE???

by lcw123 May 27, 2016

Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

Keuler

Rooted in German heritage, Keuler is the last name for people who are the most awesome, most amazing people ever. Hard working, loyal and honest. Pretty much, the best people ever. Also well known for the amount of food they can consume.

Dude, I'm a Keuler.

by miahfiah February 24, 2009

Tour de Keller

A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.

Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.

by J funktacular June 10, 2013

Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.

My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.

by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010

Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011

Brey Keller

Ugly kid from Wainwright Alberta

No one likes him

That kid over there is such a Brey Keller

by JesusIronMan June 15, 2019