Kensington Engagement Ring

A hickey

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.

by Turtlehead girl March 31, 2009

kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012

New Kensington

a small town in south western Pennsylvania about 20 minutes north of Pittsburgh (aka Da 'Burgh)

-surrounds Arnold, PA

-is surrounded by the Allegheny River and Lower Burrell

-population is made up of whites, blacks, and mulattoes

-New Kensington-Arnold School District

-Biggest school rival: Burrell High School

-said to be one of the most dangerous places to live in Pennsylvania

-biggest problems are: drugs, teen pregnancy, murder, and robbery

by Tasha March 13, 2005

Kensington

A long ass road in philly. if you turn on to kensington, turn right the fuck back off. the stop lights have been rigged so that you will hit EVERY red light; thus provided that every stop has a 95% PROBABILITY of loosing your car. if you make it from the begining to the end... its probably the winter time and too cold for the gang baggers to jack your shit.

yo man i got off the betsy ross bridge last night and wound up on kensington. i never saw no shit like that before in my life. homies shootin craps, pit bull fights. and of course a crew of about 8 brothas on every fucking corner with a 40 of colt 45 in their back pocket.

by datnigga67 February 15, 2009

Kensington Cheese Dog

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.

"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."

by NGC316 February 4, 2010

Keddingtons

A very dangerous group of garlic eating, comfrey drinking, goat riding MMA fighters. Keddington's are highly unpredictable, and should be handled with extreme caution. Consult your psychiatrist before associating with Keddingtons, and be sure to purchase life insurance. Avoid direct contact, as Keddingtons may cause severe shoulder irritation.

The Keddingtons lit me on fire once.

by Ketatlas April 17, 2015

Kensington

K-Town. We go to Continental cause thats our shit and thats most important, get a slurpee at sev around the corner. Middle to upper class suburb, fuck the potomac rich kids wearing their oxford pastels we rock t-shirts and not designer ed hardy or hollister shit cause were not deuches. Bethesdas cool to pickup some 4h bitches at the bar. Kenin and The Toy Boxx keep it real on the music scene. You know who the Zmudas are. One of the only legit free skateparks anywhere. We get fucked up on natty light, run out no worries get Kensington Pizza and Kabob to deliver some more. Oh and lets end with the most important part.. CONTINENTAL beat that shit.

Lets get some Continental, natty, and 4h bitches to get this Kensington night going.

by ktown kracker August 31, 2010