kaleb

Does not know how to be quiet.
Is a jokester so if you can't take a joke inappropriate or not then stay away from a Kaleb.
If you can take a joke then you likely got a new friend named Kaleb.
He also won't change for any one so if you don't like them now you probably never will.

Boy:Kaleb won't shut up
Girl:But they make good jokes

Boy:I don't like there jokes
Girl:Then stop talking to them

by Nothingasfarasyourconcern March 19, 2017

kalabule

A word of West African origin (used primarily in the West African nation of Ghana).

1. Organized & premeditated con-artistry.
2. Blatant trickery committed for personal economic gain.
3. The illegal buying and selling of controlled goods.

The way Tetteh fooled Akin into buying them elevator passes for that one story building was true kalabule.

Shaquandafua was practicing that kalabule when she got $500 from EACH guy she claimed fathered her baby.

Oware is selling stolen guns over the internet 5 for $200, check his blog for details.

by Swell Emmanuel May 22, 2006

Kabobulator

A Kabobulator is an object which its name is unknown, or not immediately remembered. It is synonymous with thingamabob and whatjamacallit.

Sam: There we were, smoking our shit when all of a sudden, this freaking huge kabobulator fell from the sky!

Jess: Kabobulator?

Sam: Yeah you know, one of those thingsamabobs with stuff and shit.

Jess: Oh, you mean an aeroplane?

Sam: Thats what I'm talking about!

by ringfeeder September 7, 2007

rusty kabob

Ingredients needed:

1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget

Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).

Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.

Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .

Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !

My cock was so deep up this midgets ass the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

Kaleb Nation

Blogger-turned-author Kaleb Nation is creator both Twilightguy.com and the "Bran Hambric" series. Nation, 21, has been writing for many years and hopes to have many novels in his Bran Hambric series, which he began writing at 14.
Currently living in California, Nation works to keep his fans connected through his still regular blog updates, his twitter feed, and his facebook fan page.

Fan testimonial:
"Kaleb Nation's books really entertain me. His blog posts are always funny and he is really cute."
Katia, NC

by I_write_words September 23, 2009

kalab

A Kalab will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kalab will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling you'll do. A Kalab is the best kind of guy you'll ever come across, so if you're lucky enough meet a Kalab don't let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.

He is such a Kalab!

by #starchild# October 24, 2014

Kaloni

A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.

"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"

by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013