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klondike

1. (n) A very appetizing ice cream treat

2. (n) A large black penis
1) What would you do for a Klondike bar?

2)Heard they'd do anything for a "klondike", Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.

Stronger - Kanye West
by K*Mac October 11, 2007
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 26, 2021
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Klandakian Star

1. A cosmic symbol formed by four intersecting red triangles encased within a black polyhedron with its four arms bent in various angles.

2. The emblem of the Shintu.
The emblem of the Shintu Warriors is the Klandakian Star.
by Kiko December 17, 2003
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klwned

'Klwned' is similer to pwned, in that people are made fun of/look stupid. To be klwned is to pwn oneself, making a complete idiot of yourself. People usually klwn on a BBS such as the one at newgrounds.com.
Person 1: we make fun of windows cos of its lack of reliability, the mac is WAAAAAAT more reliable
Person 2: lol klwned.
by -liam- September 24, 2005
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Maldovian Klondike Bar

The act of chemically castrating yourself for a Klondike bar
This was so worth having to perform the Maldovian Klondike Bar on myself.
by KlondykeBar February 23, 2021
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klondiker

someone who freezes a shit and uses it as a dildo
brian that dirty klondiker he froze his shit and used it as a dildo on wendy
by oil patch November 22, 2011
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klondik cousins

When a girl and guy who are (typically) friends have slept with the same girl or guy.
Kate and Javier are klondik cousins because they both slept with Gina.

Guy 1: "Luis was shocked when found out Liz was his klondik cousin!'"
Guy 2: "Why though? Tino gets around".
by WordPlayAllDay May 16, 2016
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