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Kirkland Bubble

Rumor has it that housing prices are falling, or at least stabilizing. Not so in Kirkland, WA. In the Kirkland Bubble (not all of Kirkland -- just west of 405, North of 520 and South of 116th) housing prices only go up, up, up. There are many reasons -- Kirkland (not Totem Lake, not Bridle Trails, not Juanita) a nice little town and many people want to live there. All the Microsofties pour over the hill and buy everything in sight. And everyone wants to buy here because the prices only go up and up and up. The Bubble distorts reality, and looking for real estate inside the bubble can cause suicidal ideation. But then, so does looking for real estate outside the bubble. The bubble is also metastisizing, creeping ever northward along the lake, so more and more neighborhoods North of the current bubble are being eaten by the bubble. Life inside the bubble is special and magical and also insidious and evil and soul-sucking.
That 900 square foot 1940 rambler with no roof West of Market just sold for 850K. Fuck the Kirkland Bubble, I am never going to be able to buy a house here. I am such a loser.
by Itsnotme December 29, 2008
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kirkland

v. to pick up and twirl a victim over your head before throwing them through a large piece of glass
Guy 1: Did you hear? Andy was just kirklanded and is bleeding profusely!

Guy 2: I know! I'm the one who kirklanded him!
by cremo_neco August 1, 2008
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kirkland's snow

the type of snow you would see in a painting sold in a mall home decor store, such as kirkland's. this snow is often light, fluffy, and covers the trees completely.
today while driving in the blizzard we all stopped to admire the scenery the kirkland's snow had created in our lovely michigan town.
by St. Petersburg December 14, 2008
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Kortland

Typically male, has a kind and caring personality, with a great sense of humor.
They also don't have much friends, but the friends they do have are extremely loyal. They are very inclined not to pick sides, and will always go for what they think is right. A very serious person most of the time, and pretty good at sports, and moderately good-looking.
"man, what a catch by Kortland in that football game!"
"Kortland is so nice"
by TheTinyOfDemons (short) October 28, 2021
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Alice in Kirkland

Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place
Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland
by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016
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Kirkland

Kirkland is my best friend in the whole world because of his unbelievably caring attitude. When ever I am sad or down he helps me back on my feet and can always makes me laugh. He goes to church but doesn't always like to be there. When he picks up his saxophone no one can get in his way, he is a god on that instrument. He never really has anything bad to say about people and no matter how anyone looks he treats the nicely. Generally he is very smart and a great athlete. He sometimes is a bit clueless, but he always finds a way to figure things out. In one phrase, Kirkland is my best friend and i don't want him to change.
Kirkland is my best friend and I wouldn't have it any other way
by aspierz August 18, 2010
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Kirkland

A fuck boy who only thinks of himself. He has the ability to fuck you over and make it look like your fault. Then date all your friends while acting like an angel.
I fucking hate fuck Boi Kirkland. He's a whopper of a dick.
by Anonymouslyhateeveryone October 14, 2015
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