Kansas Handjob

When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.

Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!

by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016

Kanelo

a man usually of Greek heritage, who travels through time, and has heavy hands. He usually lives between 100-120 years of age. He has the strength of a lion, and is hilarious. He has been known to have fought numerous animals including; bears, giraffes, elephants, turtles, jellyfish, and the antelope. Although thought to be a mythical specimen, there is 1 known Kanelo left on the planet. He is believed to have been the original writer of every book known to man.

Kanelo is the most awesome and amazing human in the world, did you see him throw that car?

"How did you pick up that house, Kanelo?"

by j2300 December 1, 2010

kansas driver

1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of Kansas (one in Kansas City, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open spaces.

2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.

Man, I hate going to the movies at the theater uptown - nothing but kansas drivers. And they're everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !

by Virgin Suicides June 3, 2017

Kansas weather

Weather that changes quickly and dramatically from a time span of 2 days to 5 minutes. Typically happens in winter, but can happen in multiple seasons.

Jenni: I had to get sunscreen AND a winter coat in the same day!
Mick: Yeah, what's up with this Kansas weather?!?

by Heather L July 22, 2008

Koffin Kanser

Best swap dealer in history

Looking for ways to invest your money? Don't think twice, Koffin Kanser is your salvation. Your only salvation I tell you man, he's your financial messiah.

by Gadis Cengeng September 5, 2011

kankles

Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.

Look, Mary! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles! It's a kanklet!

by attentionwhore April 22, 2004

Nowhere Kansas

Some insignificant and boring place in middle America lacking culture, reason, and excitement; not worthy of mention.

"Oh, she moved to nowhere Kansas," said one New Yorker to another.

by ScottX November 25, 2006