K-Fed

The 'gangsta' that thinks he's black and is married to a fat cow also known as Britney Spears. He also makes 'music'.

K-Fed is pumping his 'ho' fine.

by Yourmom (who ever she is..) November 11, 2006

k-fed

Impregnating a drunk celebrity soley to gain wealth.

Yea dude, Lindsey Lohan was so drunk last night, i wanted to k-fed her.

by James2 May 20, 2007

K Fed

A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

I need to use this K Fed to clean my vagina.

by St. Joshy November 09, 2006

k-fed

A golddigger.

And every man in the world would do the exact same thing.

I am jealous of k-fed.

by HOlmzezz January 22, 2007

K Fed

Pop culture's nickname for aspiring performer Kevin Federline, husband of Brittany Spears.

Yo dawg, catch the K Fed on MTV last night?

by Johnnners September 01, 2006

K fed

Healthy diet of Ketamine.

I've been K fed all my life and look at me now!

You drive. I think there's something wrong with me.

by negative.koncept December 19, 2008

K-Fed

The fucking man. Lyrical Genius. Plays bitches. These are a few of the many ways to describe K-Fed. Though many people view him of a white trash loser, they're just simply jealous of how amazingly awesome K-Fed truly is.

Hey did you hear about that guy who married Britney Spears, got her pregnant, and then took a ton of her money after the divorce?
Yeah, K-Fed is the fucking man.

by Jhall January 24, 2007